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A cannibal is walking through the jungle

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

Broiled Missionary: $ 10.00
Fried Explorer: $ 15.00
Baked Politician: $ 100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politician?"

The waiter replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?"

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A missionary family with two children stumbled upon a cannibal village. They decided to stay and try to teach the villagers about God, etc. As the adults were warming up to the visitors, the kids started teaching hopscotch to the cannibal kids. About that time, the cannibals kid's momma stuck her head out the hut and yelled, "How many times have I told you kids not to play with your food!?"

Cannibal kid to his mom: "Hey mom, when are we having grandma for dinner?"
Cannibal mom: "Shhhh! Don't be rude! We haven't finished with aunt Betsy, yet!"

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