Howard Dean? Chuck Shumer? Rahm Immanuel? You might think, but the three men most responsible for The Big Win, and why:
Dennis Hastert, responsible for the loss of the House:
More than half those exit polled said the Foley matter had a great deal to do wiith their vote. Hastert could have handled it honestly, but instead he told obvious lies that contradicted what his own people were saying, hid Foley somewhere and tried to blame the Democrats even tho it was his own Republicans admitting they had known about this man's behavior for years. Singlehandedly, this bumbler made everything the Dems were saying about the culture of corruption in the House crystal clear for all to see. Thanks for not resigning and being a gutless coward, Denny!
Rush Limbaugh, responsible for the loss of the Missouri Senate seat:
Oh man, there wasn't anything sweeter than this one. This junkie, a human bag of concentrated bovine excrement who belongs in prison, enjoys making fun of people like the punk-ass schoolyard bully he is. On the day he decided to make fun of someone who had Parkinson's Disease, old Rush was on his "Ditto Cam", giving the nation a chance to see Rush mimic the shakes and tremors of Parkinson's victims and giving Democrats the best forty seconds of campaign commercial fodder in history, a perfect snap shot showing what the right was about
: meanness, contempt of those less fortunate than themselves, and rank, disgusting, gut wrenching cruelty. Mega dildoes, Rush!
Senator George Allen, Senator from Macaca, who personally handed the US Senate to astonished Democrats:
Anyone who has ever followed the career of this mental lightweight, a "Southern Heritage" buffoon who knows all the code words to appeal to southern racists and Republican far right fascists while maintaining an "Aw shucks. folks!" facade he hid behind while he conducted the dirtiest campaigns in Virginia history, knew he would do it soon or later: show his true colors by being what he is, a fucking racist slimeball. He practiced the politics of George Bush and was his "Aw Shucks, folks!" heir apparent. Thanks for personaly shooting yourself in the ass, Macaca, and from here on out, you won't get elected to run your local Klan even.