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I dont see what the big deal here is anyway. There were a whole bunch of teachers in my school that I would have done the nasty with if they were willing.
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i'm more disgusted by the teacher cheating on her spouse..
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i'm more disgusted by the teacher cheating on her spouse..
I'm with you there but that happens ALL the time.
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When youre posting something like this. You should have some respect for the people at Benzworld.org.

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Respect?!?!?...... for the people at Benzworld.org?!?!??!
Are you fucking kidding me?
Have you seen some of the crap people post and call eachother here? Is there a different Benzworld.org that I don't know about where people actually respect eachother?
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Respect?!?!?...... for the people at Benzworld.org?!?!??!
Are you fucking kidding me?
Have you seen some of the crap people post and call eachother here? Is there a different Benzworld.org that I don't know about where people actually respect eachother?
He must be thinking about Benzworld.us

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Any chance I too can get such a Spanish teacher to improve my...you know..language skills?

I'm little older than 15 though..
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My female HS Spanish teacher had buck teeth and farted a lot.

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You did her, didn't you?

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Teacher joke

A first-grade teacher, Ms Anna (Age 22 ) was having trouble with one
of her students.

The teacher asked the boy, "what is your problem?"

The boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in
the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in
the third-grade too!"

Ms Anna had enough. She took the boy to the Principal's office. While
the boy waited at the reception of the office, the teacher explained
to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Anna
he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his
questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave and so she
agreed.

The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Boy: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Boy: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a
third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Anna and tells
her, "I think Boy can go to the third-grade."

Ms Anna says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions, can
I ask him ?" The principal and Boy both agree.

Ms Anna asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Boy., after a moment "Legs."

Ms Anna: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Boy.: "Pockets."

Ms Anna: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy.: Coconut

Ms Anna: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

The Principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
answer, but the boy was taking charge.

Boy.: Bubblegum

Ms Anna: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and
a dog does on three legs? The Principal's eyes open really wide and
before he could stop the answer...

Boy.: Shake hands

Ms Anna: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?

Boy.: Yep.

Ms Anna: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.

I get wet before you do.

Boy.: Tent

Ms Anna: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.

The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Vodka
peg.

Boy.: Wedding Ring

Ms Anna: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you
blow me, you feel good.

Boy.: Nose

Ms Anna: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Boy.: Arrow

Ms Anna: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of
heat and excitement?

Boy.: Firetruck

Ms Anna: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get
it u have to use ur hand.

Boy.: Fork

Ms Anna: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men
than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his
wife after they're married?

Boy.: SURNAME

Ms Anna: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of
veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?

Boy.: HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
"Send this boy to Stanford University , I got the last ten questions
wrong myself!"
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