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The Iman has commented many times on the air "How the hell could Bill marry that ugly bitch!" And he loves to make fun of Bill's taste in women: "You could drive a truck up her ass!"

I think you missed my point. Nevermind. See how nice I am to seniors?
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I think you missed my point. Nevermind. See how nice I am to seniors?
Well thank you sonny... But what the hell was your point anyway?

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A woman enroled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm. "Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids..."
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A woman enroled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm. "Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids..."
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Can someone with patience please explain this to Grandad.
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Lol. Are you for real?

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Can someone with patience please explain this to Grandad.
What the hell are YOU talking about? Grandad???

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Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasssee don't use Bear in a sentence when talking to J. It just gives me the creeps.
LOL. Sorry about that.
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Can someone with patience please explain this to Grandad.
No one has that kind of patience....
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Can someone like Botnst please represent the Republicans right now so I won't feel sorry for them? Thanks.
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