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Who's Baby is it?

Who's Baby Is It? A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labor is asked by
the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.

"I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies.

"O.K. Do you have a boyfriend ?" asks the Midwife.

"No, no boyfriend either."

"Do you have a partner then ?"

"No, I'm not attached, I'll be having my baby on my own."

After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman, "You
have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see
her, that the baby is black."

"Well," replies the girl, "I was very down on my luck, with no money
and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a porn film.
The lead man was black."

"Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my
business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward
questions but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair."

"Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see the co-star in the movie
was this Swedish guy."

"Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really none of my
business either and I hate to pry further but your baby also has
slanted eyes."

"Yes," continues the girl, "there was a little Chinese man also in
the movie, I really had no choice."

At this, the midwife again apologizes, collects the baby and presents
her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give the baby a slap on the
butt.

The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims, "Thank god for that !"

"What do you mean ?" says the midwife, shocked.

"Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible
feeling that she was going to bark."

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Who's Baby Is It? A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labor is asked by
the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.

"I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies.

"O.K. Do you have a boyfriend ?" asks the Midwife.

"No, no boyfriend either."

"Do you have a partner then ?"

"No, I'm not attached, I'll be having my baby on my own."

After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman, "You
have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see
her, that the baby is black."

"Well," replies the girl, "I was very down on my luck, with no money
and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a porn film.
The lead man was black."

"Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my
business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward
questions but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair."

"Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see the co-star in the movie
was this Swedish guy."

"Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really none of my
business either and I hate to pry further but your baby also has
slanted eyes."

"Yes," continues the girl, "there was a little Chinese man also in
the movie, I really had no choice."

At this, the midwife again apologizes, collects the baby and presents
her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give the baby a slap on the
butt.

The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims, "Thank god for that !"

"What do you mean ?" says the midwife, shocked.

"Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible
feeling that she was going to bark."
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