Date registered: Sep 2004
Vehicle: 2014 E250 Bluetec 4-Matic, 1983 240D 4-Speed
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The issue is only a problem if you don't know how to please your partner. Learn to make her happy and when you get married she won't develop a chronic headache problem. Act like some kind of lion in the wild and you'll be lucky if she concedes to your sweating on her for a few minutes on your birthday every other decade. The stories about wives who lose interest are stories about men who don't learn what makes their partners happy.
Also, even when I was your age time between cane varnish applications was never a concern. I learned from an old French Canadian that "if you can't cut the mustard, you can always lick the jar" and, if you just keep the sequence straight, life is good. Jim