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What's going on guys. I figured that I'd start something less political in here so here is the question.

Last time you got laid and be honest about it....I hope none of you married guys go too long without a good lay. I head all the stories how the wives change after you get married.

For me it has been 3 days now.
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Can you be more specific regarding sex? Thanks.
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Ah, 'twas only a matter of time before your posts would take a naughty little turn down the primrose path. I'll just get these out of the way:

Did you ever fuck a circus midget? No
Did you ever see your aunt naked? No
Did you ever sodomize an African Pygmy hedgehog? None of your beeswax.
Did you ever perform "Los Double Sensation"....you know where you tie a carrot to the back of your ankle and rapidly thrust your lower leg upward causing the carrot to penetrate your anus while you fiercely masturbate to images of Heidi Fleis's fish-like maw? I think it was a parsnip.
Hilarious.
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You mean by a human? Or just in general?

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What's going on guys. I figured that I'd start something less political in here so here is the question.

Last time you got laid and be honest about it....I hope none of you married guys go too long without a good lay. I head all the stories how the wives change after you get married.

For me it has been 3 days now.
Is driving a toy pedal car the same as driving a real car?

If all you are fucking is a little girl like the one in the video, you don't even know what I am talking about.

In 20 years you will realize how silly you sound right now.

Until then, enjoy that tight butt. God , she is killing me. :-)
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Is driving a toy pedal car the same as driving a real car?

If all you are fucking is a little girl like the one in the video, you don't even know what I am talking about.

In 20 years you will realize how silly you sound right now.

Until then, enjoy that tight butt. God , she is killing me. :-)
You only live once so why not be silly when you can.
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I should have defined the actual definition of sex. I know there are many liberals on this board so sex to you guys can be with animals, objects or other things which I cannot fathom.


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SO animals are a no go, but according to some republicans, boys are ok... got it!

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SO animals are a no go, but according to some republicans, boys are ok... got it!
One guy does it so you make a generalization about the whole population? At least my statement holds value; aren't Democrats LIBERAL so they are opened this this type of crap. You wouldn't find any Republicans screwing donkeys since we tend to have morals.

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