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Bad drivers and douchbags

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A state trooper spied a car puttering along at 22 MPH. So he turned on his lights and pulled the driver over. Approaching the car, he noticed that five old guys were inside, and they looked wide-eyed and terribly pale.

The driver pleaded with him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"

"Sir," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but driving slower than the speed limit can also be dangerous."

"I beg to differ, Officer, I was doing the speed limit exactly: twenty-two miles an hour!" the old man said.

The trooper, chuckling, explained to him that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the man grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out his error.

"But before I let you go, Sir, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car ok? These guys seem awfully shaken."

"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute," the old man said. "We just got off Route 119."

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WTF? You telling clean jokes?? The end is near!!

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WTF? You telling clean jokes?? The end is near!!
Cmon, that one was funny.

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^^^^^^

One more outburst of that nature and you will be banished to Mercedesshop,(whatever that might be).
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if he's not to old he could take his wife for a drive up route 69 .
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Cmon, that one was funny.
Very funny!

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Of of my favorites:

This man buys a brand new Mustang. He decides to take it out and see what it can really do. So he is traveling down the highway going around 90. Suddenly he see a patrol car behind him with its sirens on. He thinks "I can out run that car easy." So he starts speeding faster. Cop keeps pace. Faster and fast. Finally the man gives up and pulls over. The officer gets out and approaches the man. He says "I've had a long day and am almost done with alot of paper work, If you can give me one excuse for your driving that I've never heard before you can go."

The man thinks for a second then says. "I just found out that my wife was having an affair with a police man. I though you were coming to return her.

The officer says. "Have a nice day!"
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Too bad the old guy wasn't en route to Toronto.

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