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As a teenager, I believed one sure way to impress chicks and score was to drive "fast and furious" showing off my car-handling skills, my superiority to other drivers, my utter disregard for the traffic laws.
Sadly for me but luckily for other drivers, I failed my driving tests three times and wasn't licensed until age twenty-three. At that point, I was humbled by my failure and had dropped all fantaisies of bedding chicks through bad driving. In my older days now, as an experienced driver, I am still circumspect when it comes to driving my date around. In fact, I prefer the comfort of a taxicab to the anxiety of the driver's seat which can make me perspire profusely, fogging up my eyeglasses, making a short ride through a tunnel, a perilous adventure.
My advice to all Newbies, especially to those who think a car can do the trick where their seductive skills are limited, driving can literally kill your sex life.

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Interesting. New point of view for me. I drove very recklessly when young with many fast cars. The girls all reacted differently to be honest. Some were turned off, others scared, and a few excited. Just tried to gauge the girl and adjust my driving style to meet her needs to a certain extent, but alas, even when being sedate I am an arrogant driver. I really do not kindly tolerate those who get on the road and will not pay attention to the matter at hand. Driving is a participation sport you know. The irony is now I find myself giving less attention than I would have just a few years ago when I finally caved in and started to give in to our ridiculous speed limits. Now I am only pulled over about five times a year. A genuine improvement!

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I like my women as I like my whisky-tall, with a good dash of American ginger-and a twist. Not too much ice.
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unless you are gay, rough driving wont bring you any dates.
And chicks wont be impressed with your "fast and furious" driving unless you are a lisenced race driver having a practice day on a professional race track

Fuel economy!! whats that??
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"The girls all reacted differently to be honest. Some were turned off, others scared, and a few excited. Just tried to gauge the girl and adjust my driving style to meet her needs to a certain extent"

What happened Shane??
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I love watching my wife drive. Nothing beats the view of a skirt lifting up slowly as she aggressively cut off every beemer out there.
As she weaves through traffic and slams the breaks here and there I gaze at a droplet of sweat streaming down behind her ear. I reach out and lick
Ok, got to go take care of bzness, I will be back in ten minutes
Honey where are youuuuuuuuuuu?
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unless you are gay, rough driving wont bring you any dates.
And chicks wont be impressed with your "fast and furious" driving unless you are a lisenced race driver having a practice day on a professional race track
Thats true, I've been commented on how much of a good driver I am because with other people in the car I drive safely. I was reading the other day here in the paper with one girl in the car the average male teenage driver drove on average 5km slower during the trip, however with more than one male in the car he would drive faster.
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