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As a youngster you drive fast to get the girl to that special parking spot, and then home to her parents before curfew. Some girls require a little more persuasion than others, and every seconds counts when your trying to get laid at 16 or 17 years of age.

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Ok boys and girls, here is the skinny on fast driving to impress girls. I have observed within the little experience that I have that girls respond sexually when you play with their emotions and specifically when you put them in fear mode. They love to be on the edge or more exactly put on the edge by a naughty bad boy. Driving fast is not the way to do it because you will be too busy showing off your driving incapability rather than spend some quality time scaring her and making her think that you are dangerous through your wits matched to her rhythm. You let her talk then you play with her based on what she said, that’s the ticket to bush haven. Driving fast or reckless will only increase your chances of crashing into a bush
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I like my women like I like my wine, ready to pass out.
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Double Espresso with Steamed Milk which IMO translates into a Ghetto Fabulous type with fake blond hair. Right Assessment, J?

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"The girls all reacted differently to be honest. Some were turned off, others scared, and a few excited. Just tried to gauge the girl and adjust my driving style to meet her needs to a certain extent"

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Thanks for your Expervt Advice!

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Ok boys and girls, here is the skinny on fast driving to impress girls. I have observed within the little experience that I have that girls respond sexually when you play with their emotions and specifically when you put them in fear mode. They love to be on the edge or more exactly put on the edge by a naughty bad boy. Driving fast is not the way to do it because you will be too busy showing off your driving incapability rather than spend some quality time scaring her and making her think that you are dangerous through your wits matched to her rhythm. You let her talk then you play with her based on what she said, that’s the ticket to bush haven. Driving fast or reckless will only increase your chances of crashing into a bush
I agree with you. I acknowledged in the initial post that bad driving can kill your sex life.

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I'd probably agree with you...

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...if I were intoxicated, had blurred vision, and you were the only woman around.

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