Date registered: Sep 2004
Vehicle: 83 Astral Silver 280 SL
Location: Planet Houston
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I've offered him a free bag of Feel The Love's Who Gives a Shit brand household fertilizer. It has a picture of Bill Clinton on the front, smiling as he sits on a Whitehouse potty, a picture I caught in one of those embarassing moments when I was over for my Lincoln Bedroom sleep over, an evening I purchased by donating a lifetime supply of Feel The Love extra-large condoms to Bill's "campaign". He assured me he needed none of our Magic Member Cream, so we decided on the "Who Gives a Shit" venture instead, where he gets a small cut of the profits in return for the use of his likeness. If Jakarta reads the instructions, he will discover how to correctly apply it to Vince Foster rumors, old pictures of the little Cuban boy in the closet, and his favorite full length portrait of Janet Reno dressed as a jackhammer operator. After application, all of them will simply disappear in a cloud of apathy.
Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.
-President Barack Obama, 1st Inaugural address