Date registered: Mar 2005
Vehicle: '01-E320 & 02-ST2
Location: John 15:18-19
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Since we're talking about Irish graves...
David and Sean, two good Dubliners in their 40s, friends for decades, go in together on a bottle of 50-year old Irish whiskey.
David says, "We should just keep this sealed until the first of us dies. Then the other should visit the grave once a month and pour a shot on the grave until it's gone."
Sean replies, "Good idea, mate, but if you go first would ye mind if I filter the shot through me kidneys first"?
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