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For the anatomy students...

who are probably so bored this far into the semester that they've actually found BW and been intrigued enough to sign up so they can see the OT forum...

Involuntary Muscular Contractions

A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular
Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing
that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor
decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row, and said,
"Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're
having an orgasm?"

She replied, "Probably drinking with his buddies."

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I went into Staples and ask the young lady, Do you keep stationary?
she said yes, until I cum
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