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This guy has balls the size of church bells

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University.


It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.


It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.


After the wedding, at the reception, he groom got up on stage with a microphone to
talk to the crowd.

He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.


He especially wanted to thank the bride''s and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.


So taped to the bottom of everyone''s chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.


He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy photo of his bride having *** with the best man.


The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.


After just standing there, just watching the guests'' reactions
for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!"

Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!"

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I''m outta here."


He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.


While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.


His revenge--making the bride''s parents pay over $32,000
for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all,
trashing the bride''s and best man''s reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.
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Read this before. Pretty sure it was BS.
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This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University.


It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.


It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.


After the wedding, at the reception, he groom got up on stage with a microphone to
talk to the crowd.

He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.


He especially wanted to thank the bride''s and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.


So taped to the bottom of everyone''s chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.


He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy photo of his bride having *** with the best man.


The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.


After just standing there, just watching the guests'' reactions
for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!"

Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!"

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I''m outta here."


He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.


While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.


His revenge--making the bride''s parents pay over $32,000
for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all,
trashing the bride''s and best man''s reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.
If that's true, it friggin' rocks...you get a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be at the center of a moment that people will talk about all their lives, and you absolutely nail it. How brilliant. Good for him.
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Variations on this tale of sweet revenge have the bride exposing her groom, the father-in-law dropping the bomb (and a bill for the wedding) on the groom, and the best man revealing his indiscretion in a drunken stupor. This version, fictitiously set at Clemson University, is by far the most popular I've seen, but there's still no reason to believe it's true. There are no dates, no names and no other way to sufficiently validate it.





The story, it its many different versions, has been around for decades. In earlier e-mail versions, the story reportedly came from "a buddy who knows a guy that was at the wedding." The feeble attempts to attribute it to "the local newspaper" or Jay Leno try to make it sound valid, but these notes were added recently. While it's possible that some newspapers, as well as radio and television programs may have related this story, they were only passing on a legend.
It is possible, however, that the story did appear in some newspapers or has been mentioned on TV. Reporters have been known to fall for urban legends - especially when they're of the "we want this to be true" category. In the mid-90's several media outlets mistakenly reported this story as fact, but later retracted, citing a lack of evidence. Break this Chain.



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Referenced from above but still a fun story!!

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shouldn't this be on the Urban Legend thread?
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