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Why would Madonna want to make a nuisance of herself in Malawi when there are thousands of kids in London or New York with NO living family, desperate for adoption? Have I missed something here?
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Why would Madonna want to make a nuisance of herself in Malawi when there are thousands of kids in London or New York with NO living family, desperate for adoption? Have I missed something here?
Apparently you have. Stateside we've long recognized Madonna as an intellectual midget with a bleeding heart, low capacity for critical thinking, an overwhelming fondness for homosexuals, and more money than sense.

So rather than help out the family of the child in question (with what appears to be her significant financial armory and her endless supply of misguided compassion), she kidnapped the pooty, then high-tailed it out of there.

Stealing foreign kids via adoption are all the rage these days in the U.S. Angelina Jolie ring any bells?
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She bought an African child, how trendy.
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I'd still shag that old hoochie.............
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^^^^^

Rupert Everett claims in his book that she has a personal freshness problem. Shame all those millions won't stretch to a can of 'Right Guard'.

(He says the same is true about Julia Roberts-ah well, wotcha gonna do ?)
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As far as the "right guard" goes, I don't think there is any deodorant that will cover up the skank factor (which is probably from where the odoriferousness originates).

My favorite Madonna tale comes by way of fruitcake whack-job B-baller Dennis Rodman. I saw him on Letterman not too long after his relationship with Madonna ended and Dave asked him about it, what happened, etc.

Rodman shook his head, looked at Dave and said, "She was just too weird for me". Considering the source, that's saying A LOT!

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Try as I might, I'm having a hard time giving a sh*t about what Madonna does.

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That's OK-the rest of us are concerned about the child's welfare in any case.
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As far as the "right guard" goes, I don't think there is any deodorant that will cover up the skank factor (which is probably from where the odoriferousness originates).

My favorite Madonna tale comes by way of fruitcake whack-job B-baller Dennis Rodman. I saw him on Letterman not too long after his relationship with Madonna ended and Dave asked him about it, what happened, etc.

Rodman shook his head, looked at Dave and said, "She was just too weird for me". Considering the source, that's saying A LOT!

I never forgave her for nearly running me down in Malibu.
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I'd still shag that old hoochie.............
I second that

Come on Botnst, you used to dance to her tunes... Oh wait a minute that was flashdance, nevermind
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