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A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.
Natasha Timarovic, 27, was cleaning her teeth at home when lightning struck the building.
She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.
I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the lightning had travelled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth, passing through my body.
It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don't remember much at all." Doctors at the city hospital where she was treated for burns to the mouth and rear said: "The accident is bizarre but not impossible.
She was wearing rubber bathroom shoes at the time and so instead of earthing through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a medic told local television news channel, 24 Sata.
"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the blast."

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post #2 of 15 (permalink) Old 10-11-2006, 08:58 PM
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Don't believe that. Someone is being economical with the truth. Photo evidence?
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eeew, I am not in the moode to see some fried anus
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Untimely death with dignity or continued life with fried anus...

tough choice.

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馬鹿は死ななきゃ治らない。

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There's a very good limerick in there somewhere.

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that good dental care was just half the tonic
if it's health that you choose
put on rubber bathroom shoes
and bend over for St. Elmo's colonic

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That wasn't lightning. It was an extremely intense spontaneous orgasm. Epileptics have those also.

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there was once a girl from sydney
who brushed her teeth on her knees
as she rinsed the whitening
her bottom shot out a lightning
she'll be sure to electrify me

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馬鹿は死ななきゃ治らない。

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there was once a girl from sydney
who brushed her teeth on her knees
as she rinsed the whitening
her bottom shot out a lightning
she'll be sure to electrify me
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Roses are red
Violets be blue
Lightning strikes your arsehole only once
But that is quite enough for you
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