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There was once an Australian girl
Who brushed her teeth incredibly well
It only seemed frightening
with her arse struck by lightning
And both ends started to smell.
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Yummy fried parison nose................ if you know what that is let me know
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I remember a comedian once telling a joke the punch line of which was,

"and then sparks shot out of my ass".




As with art, humor imitates life.

Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. (Winston Churchill)
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Yummy fried parison nose................ if you know what that is let me know
Parsons nose
Also called the Pope's nose, its anatomical name is the pygostyle. It contains the fused caudal vertebrae and is the part of a bird to which the tail feathers are attached. Its swollen appearence is because it contains the oil glands that birds use when preening and asks the perennial question, Know what? Chickenbutt.


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