Date registered: Aug 2005
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How to tell Republicans from Democrats
Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere. Republicans
form censorship committees and read them as a group.
Republicans consume three fourths of all the rutabaga produced in this
country. The remainder is thrown out.
Republicans usually wear hats and always clean their paint brushes.
Democrats give their worn out clothes to those less fortunate. Republicans
Republicans employ exterminators. Democrats step on the bugs.
Democrats name their children after currently popular sports figures,
politicians, and entertainers.Republican children are named after their
parents or grandparents, according to where the money is.
Democrats keep trying to cut down on smoking but are not successful. Neither
Republicans tend to keep their shades drawn, although there is seldom any
reason why they should. Democrats ought to, but don't.
Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them
in the bottom of the bird cage.
Most of the stuff alongside the road has been thrown out of car windows by
Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians, and eyebrows. Democrats raise
Airedales, kids, and taxes.
Democrats eat the fish they catch. Republicans hang them on the wall. Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls,
but feel that they're entitled to a little fun first.
Democrats make plans and then do something else. Republicans follow the
plans their grandfathers made.
Republicans sleep in twin beds--some even in separate rooms. That is why
there are more Democrats.