Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a gas station. The Aliens
waddle out of their ship and look around. The first thing they see
that resembles a being is the gas pump. The two Aliens approach.
The first one says "Earthling take me to your leader!"
He gets no response. The first Alien looks at his buddy then
addresses the pump again. "Earthling, I said Take me to your leader!"
Still no response. The first Alien then turns to the second and
says "If this Earthling doesn't show me some respect I'm going to
blast him!" . The second Alien replies "O.K. but, I'm just going to
stand down on the next block." The first Alien looks a little
puzzled, but waits for the other to waddle to the next block. He
then addresses the pump a third time. "Earthling take me to your
leader!"
No response. The Alien then pulls out his ray-gun and shoots the pump. After the explosion the Alien gets up dusts himself off then
goes down the block to his buddy, He then says to the second Alien
"If you knew that was going to happen why didn't you warn me?"
The second replies "I didn't know what was going to happen, but I'm
not going to mess with anyone who's dick can hang to the ground,
wrap around his body twice, and still stick it in his ear!"
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