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Proof of God

Now what naysayers ?

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GOD is great
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I guess pineapples and mangoes were designed to fuck us off then.
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Umm.....Dill pickles - cucumbers?.
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What about a coconut? It takes nothing short of Gods omnipotent and fiery wrath to open. It's brown and hairy on the outside, white on the inside like the tribesmen who used them to bash the early missionaries over the head to consume their body. God damn the heathenish coconut.

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That moron has been buggering himself with that banana.




Broccoli is proof there is no god.


..also the Asian Durian, impenetrable and smells like shit, proof of no god !





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What about my phalic eggplant?
I saved it so I can take pictures of what God does to things with age. Cruel joke?
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I guess pineapples and mangoes were designed to fuck us off then.





..'ere, you got sumptin'against fuckin' mango's ?




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God is a FUCKING WANKER !





..and I can prove it.

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It took me until the very end to realize that this wasn't a joke.

I suppose anyone who eats anything but a banana will burn in eternal hell, and that all other fruits are probably perfectly matched to some other species - eating fruits other than those designed for you must also be some sort of perilous sin.

I smell a new religion brewing. Bananism.
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