Date registered: Sep 2004
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Location: Planet Houston
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Official Republican Foley Excuse Thread
In order to keep the place tidy, we really need to consolidate Foley Excuses into a single thread. They are appearing repititously, as has been instructed by Mr. Hannity, Mr. Drudge and Mr. Limbaugh, and that needs to get under control. Here is the list so far"
1. "I'm a drunkee monkey"
2. "A priest grabbed my balls once."
3. "He's innocent til proven guilty. He admitted it? Oh. Bill Clinton. Gary Studds. Monica Lewinsky".
4. "Gary Studds did it 22 years ago, so it's ok if my guy tries to fag shag the tykes now"
5. For all other situations: "Bill Clinton. Bill Clinton. Bill Clinton"
Please add others as they are communicated to you by your Party Block Captain.
Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.
-President Barack Obama, 1st Inaugural address
Last edited by FeelTheLove; 10-04-2006 at 06:12 PM.