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post #1 of 21 (permalink) Old 10-03-2006, 05:11 PM Thread Starter
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If I ever catch any of you home repair geniuses using construction adhesive to install a kitchen sink, I will personally neuter you with a dull rusty pair of tweezers.

That is all.
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post #2 of 21 (permalink) Old 10-03-2006, 05:14 PM
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You're not supposed to glue the sink to the wall. Next time, just set it in the counter -- but only after you remove the old sink. Sorry I was unable to provide these helpful tips sooner.

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Problems in your kitchen, Z?

You should ask GS--he's an expert on kitchens and he has a huge (ceramic) cock.

Edit: Ha! Beat me to it.
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I set aside the time to R&R my old enamal sink with a new SS version, but hadn't anticipated that the fuktard PO glued the old one down. Had to use a heat gun, ~30 utility blades, and a hydraulic jack to get that sucker out. Whudda dumbass. The thing weighed nearly 100 lbs, so all he had to do was run a bead of silicone down, and gravity would've done the rest.

You HAVE been warned!
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I set aside the time to R&R my old enamal sink with a new SS version, but hadn't anticipated that the fuktard PO glued the old one down. Had to use a heat gun, ~30 utility blades, and a hydraulic jack to get that sucker out. Whudda dumbass. The thing weighed nearly 100 lbs, so all he had to do was run a bead of silicone down, and gravity would've done the rest.

You HAVE been warned!

Earthquakes?

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These are useful in such situations.

http://www.bestglide.com/Wire_Saw_Info.html
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I use Liquid Nails on everything.

*Helpful Hint*
Great for huffing too!

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Why do you hate gravity?
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Why do you hate gravity?
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