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More e-mail........... I think we should all participate.

Mark Your Calendar For Next Saturday

As You May Already Know, It Is A Sin For A Taliban Or Al Qaeda Male To See Any Woman, Other Than His Wife, Naked And That He Must Commit Suicide If He Does.

So This Saturday At 4 P.m. Eastern Time All American Women Are Asked To:
Walk Out Of Their Houses Completely Naked To Help Weed Out Any Neighborhood Terrorists. Circling Your Block For One Hour Is Recommended For This Anti-terrorist Effort.

All Men Are To Position Themselves In Lawn Chairs In Front Of Their House To Prove They Are Not Taliban Or Al Qaeda, And To Demonstrate That They Think It's Okay To See Nude Women Other Than Their Wives And To Show Support For All American Women.

And since the Taliban and Al Qaeda also do not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment. For good measure, have various Pork Products Cooking On Your BBQ Grill.

The American Government Appreciates Your Efforts To Root Out Terrorists
And Applauds Your Participation In This Anti-terrorist Activity.

God Bless America.

"Negotiating with Obama is like playing chess with a pigeon, the pigeon knocks over all the pieces, on the board and then struts around like it won the game."
Vladimir Putin

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This is an excellent idea. Why cant Bush come up with stuff like this? Bet Clinton would.
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