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Beijing secretly fires lasers to disable US satellites

Better start building your bunkers! Bush Co. is gonna kill us all

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Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

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The next trick will be to install nuclear devices in the satellites, along with laser-tracking, and then have the satellite spiral out of orbit guided to a nice landing -- and detonation -- at the source of the laser.

Just a thought. I'm sure BushRove are way ahead of me on development.

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We could fit mirrors on the satellites , send the beam back to China and make them all squint .
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We could fit mirrors on the satellites , send the beam back to China and make them all squint .
If you try it, we resort to Plan B, and throw 1 billion glasses of piss on you!


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their already squinting and I already smell of piss ...looks like a stand off

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their already squinting and I already smell of piss ...looks like a stand off
What a racist idiot you are.
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