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I like to scratch my butt and I burb whenevr I am confortable followed by a fart. Voila, does that sufice?
Nope. I'm a female and if my butt itches, I fucking scratch it.

Oh yeah, I could prolly out-belch any of you guys on here, given enough beer. (Ok, not really, but I sure would give it a good try.)

However, I only fart in the bathtub 'cause it makes those cool bubbles.
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You know, ten seems a little young. Why not just wait until he brings it up? Or until he gets some chick in the fifth grade preggers....
That's a thought, I always wanted to be a grand pa so I can go to Kmart and buy stretchy pants
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I like to scratch my butt and I burp whenever I am comfortable followed by a fart. Voila, does that suffice?
Not to Jilly it won't....

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Nope. I'm a female and if my butt itches, I fucking scratch it.

Oh yeah, I could prolly out-belch any of you guys on here, given enough beer. (Ok, not really, but I sure would give it a good try.)

However, I only fart in the bathtub 'cause it makes those cool bubbles.
Ok I have stinky socks
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Ok I have stinky socks
Ok, ewwwwwwwwww. You win. Wash your feet. That is so gross.
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Oh he is the fun boy in school, he's got the pony tail and likes to look like a revolutionary from the late 1700's. His hero is Franklin.
He is a koool dadyo that's for sure but he is my baby and I think he is very "innocent". Maybe I will let him talk first and so he can tell me what he knows, I think that will be very entertaining.
yes every parent wants to think their kid is "innocent" but in this day in age (not the 70's) it's much different. you wouldn't even imagine what 10 year-olds talk about until you're around a bunch of 10 year-olds. Believe me, I was a camp counselor when I was 16, (9yrs ago) and I about heard it all
So start now, sooner than later because ya never know you might have to change your name from Professor to Grandfather
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So far he writes poems for the girls so I don't think he even knows the alternate route
alternate route...umm...lol
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yes every parent wants to think their kid is "innocent" but in this day in age (not the 70's) it's much different. you wouldn't even imagine what 10 year-olds talk about until you're around a bunch of 10 year-olds. Believe me, I was a camp counselor when I was 16, (9yrs ago) and I about heard it all
So start now, sooner than later because ya never know you might have to change your name from Professor to Grandfather
Oh I was no angel at 10, I think I discovered that my thingy can be a nice toy at 9 or something
I have not seen gulity glimpses from him so I still believe that he has no clue. Or maybe a little but his older brother is such a geek there is no way he would tell him a thing. His classmates are all goody goodies nothing like the nasty ones I went to school with
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Oh I was no angel at 10, I think I discovered that my thingy can be a nice toy at 9 or something
Are you gonna call it a 'thingy' when you have the talk with him? Might scare him...
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Oh I was no angel at 10, I think I discovered that my thingy can be a nice toy at 9 or something
I have not seen gulity glimpses from him so I still believe that he has no clue. Or maybe a little but his older brother is such a geek there is no way he would tell him a thing. His classmates are all goody goodies nothing like the nasty ones I went to school with
Yah I looked more like an angel than acted like one...fooled everyone
Your oldest son is a geek? Well like father like son hehe Had to get you back from earlier
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