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Popeye found dead

Dateline September 21, 2006

Popeye the sailor, the scrawny boistrous seaman whose claim to fame of his strength after eating Delmonte spinach, was found dead today in the sleeping cot of his schooner. He was 77. Born in 1929, he was quickly catapulted to fame after realizing that children were not eating their vegetables, namely spinach. His crusade led to several hundred syndicated cartoons featuring himself competing with a nemesis named 'Bluto' for an anorexic boardwalk slut named 'Olive Oyl'.

"As always, just when you thought Bluto was about to get the 'goil' after beating Popeye senseless, a muscular bicep reached out of a pile of human destruction with a can of spinach to supercharge his strength", quipped Robin Williams, who played the ornery sailor in a 1980 movie."He will be greatly missed by us all!"

He is survived by his ever so ugly live in goil friend, 'Olive Oyl' and one bastard child, 'Swee Pea'. He is also survived by two nephews. He was preceded in death by his close friend, 'Wimpy', who died of coronary artery disease in 1997.

Officials say that a bag of Dole spinach was found on the counter in his galley. The bag tested positive for E. Coli. Sources close to the sailor claim it must be foul play since Popeye was always eating Delmonte spinach. "He never strayed from it", claimed a close friend who asked not to be identified. "Popeye would have never betrayed the trust of Delmonte and Co. He was under a lifetime contract with them!"

His body was found in a heap of diarrheic expulsion by 'Olive Oyl' after a morning jog with Bluto. Olive maintains her relationship with Bluto is strictly platonic. Police are investigating.

"I guess Popeye was finiched 'cause he eat his spinach", lamented Williams.

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Tragic.
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Shall we raise the bullshit flag at half-staff?

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What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
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Popeye beat the shit out of him.

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E. coli too Brutus?
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First Steve Irwin now this.
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Any of this Dole spinach left? I'd like to feed some of it to a Kamil, I mean Camel.
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Any of this Dole spinach left? I'd like to feed some of it to a Kamil, I mean Camel.
I hate Spinach
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Who dug up Popeye?

This thread has mold on it, just like Anna Nicole Smith's corpse.

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That wasn't spinach, it was Soylent Green.

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