CAPTION: Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejab (AKA "President Tom")

[QBNCGAR]

[drewprof]

1. He´s got the whole world in His hands,
|: He´s got the whole world in His hands, :|
He´s got the whole world in His hands. 2. He´s got the wind and the rain in His hands,
|: He´s got the wind and the rain in His hands, :|
He´s got the whole world in His hands.
3. He´s got the the tiny little baby in His hands,
|: He´s got the the tiny little baby in His hands, :|
He´s got the whole world in His hands.
4. He´s got you and me, brother, in His hands,
|: He´s got you and me, brother, in His hands, :|
He´s got the whole world in His hands.
5. He's got ev'rybody here in His hands.
|: He's got ev'rybody here in His hands. :|
He's got the whole world in His hands.
1. He´s got the whole world in His hands,
|: He´s got the whole world in His hands, :|
He´s got the whole world in His hands.
He's got the earth and sky in his hands;
He's got the night and day in his hands;
He's got the sun and moon in his hands;
He´s got the whole world in His hands.
2. He´s got the whole world in His hands,
|: He´s got the whole world in His hands, :|
He´s got the whole world in His hands.
He's got the land and sea in his hands;
He's got the wind and rain in his hands;
He's got the spring and fall in his hands;
He´s got the whole world in His hands.
3. He´s got the whole world in His hands,
|: He´s got the whole world in His hands, :|
He´s got the whole world in His hands.
He's got the young and old in his hands;
He's got the rich and poor in his hands;
Yes, he's got ev'ry one in his hands;
He´s got the whole world in His hands.
He´s got the whole world in His hands,
|: He´s got the whole world in His hands, :|
He´s got the whole world in His hands.

[deathrattle]

"Nevermind that I look like a garden gnome-I'm hung like a donkey"

[Von Vorschlag]

he's this big ...

[baby boo]

"Everyone, now, together with me: Hava nagila, hava..."

[GermanStar]

Originally Posted by QBNCGAR

"The thing was this frickin' HUGE! I said 'you ain't stickin' that thing in my ass'."

[mzsmbs]

"usa, Usa, Usa!!!" :d

[drewprof]

Originally Posted by QBNCGAR

Oh God help me turn this water into wine! I am the one

[Teutone]

One of the best parts of Anderson Coopers interview with Ahmadinejad was his pointing to Irans censored and unfree press

[Shane]

Mushroom cloud kinda looks like this as it ascends...