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Man who had a constant erection for 10 years awarded $400,000

Bet the wife wasn't complaining

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'Handyman'- I bet he was! Miserable old ingrate, at least he had somewhere to hang his towel in the locker room.
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Notice we haven't hear from Kirk lately. Sounds like one of his dubious devices. He's probably fleeing to Mexico with Kevin Trudeu.

Man suffering from priapism goes into a drugstore and up to a female pharmacist. "Can I help you?" "Yes," answers the man as he proceeds to whip out his 14 inch, rock hard, purple helmeted tool. "What can you give me for this?" "How about $500 in cash and part ownership of a drugstore?"

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Notice we haven't hear from Kirk lately. Sounds like one of his dubious devices. He's probably fleeing to Mexico with Kevin Trudeu.

Man suffering from priapism goes into a drugstore and up to a female pharmacist. "Can I help you?" "Yes," answers the man as he proceeds to whip out his 14 inch, rock hard, purple helmeted tool. "What can you give me for this?" "How about $500 in cash and part ownership of a drugstore?"
I've sold that business and have used the proceeds to invest in a franchise that will be marketing pizza made from the synthetic sponge products we make from sulfuric acid here in Houston. Our chief spokesperson is a well known marine invertabrate who works cheap. Our product is fun to eat, and very filling, and has zero risk of e Coli, and aids in cleaning of the colon. Try some today!


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