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Paranoid schizophrenia -- there is no cure.....
GS, you must be a psychiatrist.

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I'm too terrified to walk out of my own front door,
They're demonstrating outside I think they're gonna start the third world war,
I've been to my local head shrinker,
To help classify my disease,
He said it's one of the cases of acute schizophrenia he sees.

Well the milkman's a spy, and the grocer keeps on following me,
And the woman next door's an undercover for the k.g.b.,
And the man from the social security
Keeps on invading my privacy,
Oh there ain't no cure for acute schizophrenia disease.

I've got acute schizophrenia paranoia too,
Schizophrenia, schizophrenia,
I've got it, you've got it, we can't lose,
Acute schizophrenia blues.

I'm lost on the river, the river of no return,
I can't make decisions, I don't know which way I'm gonna turn,
Even my old dad, lost some of the best friends he ever had,
Apparently, his was a case of acute schizophrenia too.

I got acute schizophrenia paranoia too,
Schizophrenia, schizophrenia,
I've got it, you've got it, we can't lose,
Acute schizophrenia blues,

They're watching my house and they're tapping my telephone,
I can't trust nobody, but I'm much too scared to be on my own
And the income tax collector's got his beady eye on me,
Oh there ain't no cure for acute schizophrenia disease.

No there ain't no cure for
Schizophrenia disease.

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I'm too terrified to walk out of my own front door,
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Nice song..Came from the sixties?
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It seems to me that West is 21 Century and Islam is 14 Century worlds.

Either West has to go back or Muslims have to go forward.
I’ll say I’m tired of hearing about Islam. I’ve studied the religion in an academic context and I understand the basic doctrine and dogma. I know it is a diverse and complex religion. I know the Muslims of Bangladesh are perhaps the most peaceful believers in the Islamic world. In Bangladesh jihad is merely the personal struggle one realizes when trying to submit to and serve God.

Fine.

But I’m tried of hearing about offended Muslims. I’m tired of being called an infidel and hearing ‘Death to America’ (yes, my Muslim friends, I know that means death to American policies, not the American people), but I tire of it none the less.

Bring Islam from the 14th to the 21st century – that may be a tall order.

I’d really like to just tell the Islamic world to lighten up.
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So because islamic militants are backwards we are gonna pay through the nose in more ways than one to go to their land and teach them first world ways? Arrogant and radical to say the least; an expenditure I do not wish to fund.

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I just want to do a weekly Mohamed tweak. Every week on HBO a new comedian does 20 minutes of Islam jokes. Then we give them all free cable and color television sets. I'm telling ya they won't know whether to shit or wind their watch. Watching their robes rise to Real Sex part 34 followed by screaming at "That Crazy Arab Show" it'll be a riot.

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Anyone seen a Neanderthal lately ... no ! thats because we crushed their heads for eating our food and being to damn hairy . Life goes on , lets make sure it's ours !

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So because islamic militants are backwards we are gonna pay through the nose in more ways than one to go to their land and teach them first world ways? Arrogant and radical to say the least; an expenditure I do not wish to fund.
Maybe you noticed 9/11/01, maybe you missed it, but that was just another wake up call to us. We don't have to go there anymore, they are more then happy to come over here and discuss the situation with you.

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So minding your own business is not an option?
It clearly was for Neville Chamberlain, but it didn't get him too far did it?
We also know that it was FDR's stated policy, even though he didn't believe it would work. It didn't get us too far either.

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I just want to do a weekly Mohamed tweak. Every week on HBO a new comedian does 20 minutes of Islam jokes. Then we give them all free cable and color television sets. I'm telling ya they won't know whether to shit or wind their watch. Watching their robes rise to Real Sex part 34 followed by screaming at "That Crazy Arab Show" it'll be a riot.
Several Europeans tried that with jokes on TV, a play, a movie, and cartoons.

They're dead.

Murdered by XXXXX. (fill in the x's).

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