Date registered: Mar 2005
Vehicle: '01-E320 & 02-ST2
Location: John 15:18-19
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Speaking of "W"s, an oldie but a goodie...
School's back in session after the Thanksgiving break and the health office is busy.
One young lady comes in complaining of redness on her chest. The doctor looks at her and, stepping back, can faintly make out what looks like an "S" on her chest. He asks, "Where does your boyfriend go to college?" She say, "Stanford". "Aha", says the doctor, grinning and sending off with a cheery "nothing to worry about, then, it'll clear up in a couple of days."
A bit later another young lady enters, similar complaint but it's a big "N". He says, "I hate to be presumptous, but do you have a boyfriend at The University of Nebraska?" She blushes and then says, "Oh, Yes, I sure do...".
Still later another young lady enters, similar complaint, this time it's a big "M". The doctor gives her a little smile and says, "Let me guess, you have a boyfriend at Michigan!". The girl wrinkles her brow and shakes her head, "no". "But I do have a girlfriend at Washington, why do you ask?"
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. (Winston Churchill)