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Beware New Disease: Gonorrhea Lectim

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include:

>anti-social personality disorders,
>delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones,
>extreme cognitive dissonance,
>inability to incorporate new information,
>pronounced xenophobia and paranoia,
>inability to accept responsibility for own actions,
>cowardice masked by misplaced bravado,
>uncontrolled facial smirking,
>ignorance of geography and history,
>tendencies towards evangelical theocracy,
>categorical all-or-nothing behavior.

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.





from: http://allhatnocattle.net/9-14-06_ann_richards.htm

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That's because some people think that necessitas non habet legem because they really believe that nihil aliud scit necessitas quam vincere
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