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Best jokes about colleges...

Well, now that colleges across the US are back in session and college football is all over the news, I'm thinking of all the jokes about various colleges I've heard over the years. And we've all heard the "my two favorite teams are" which typically are state-rivalry things, such as "my two favorite teams are Washington and Washington State". Eh. Whatever.

But what I was thinking of were true jokes about specific colleges. And here's my all-time favorite:

Q: "What does that big red "N" stand for on the Cornhusker players' helmets?"

A: "Knowledge."

Your turn...what's your favorite?

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Your turn...what's your favorite?
Yours is my favorite.
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Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

How many Kansas State students does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder

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How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb. It's improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?



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A. They can't find a virgin and three wise men.

Q. Did you hear that the library at Northwestern burned down?
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