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It's probably impossible to get laid in this town...

Oriental, NC.
Closest traffic light, 19 miles.
Closest strip club, 22 miles and a ferry ride.
I expect the closest place to get a table shower is on the Blackhorse Pike.....



I'm so ronery...... I'm so ronery and feering all arone........

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Oriental, NC.
Closest traffic light, 19 miles.
Closest strip club, 22 miles and a ferry ride.
I expect the closest place to get a table shower is on the Blackhorse Pike.....



I'm so ronery...... I'm so ronery and feering all arone........

sigh.
Ask around, there might be another Nicole Kidman, just ike in "Dogville". (I hate the movie and the director BTW).
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Go see Juanita over at the diner.

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Go see Juanita over at the diner.

Bitch left with the deppity agin..... dangit!!!
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Shortened her name to Anita.

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