Date registered: Jan 2006
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A Date for Dateless BW Members
No doubt you clicked on this thread out of curiosity or perhaps, you're one of the dateless Benzworld members.
Whatever the reason may be, the fact is, I now have your undivided attention.
First thing first, how critical is your condition?
1. Great (I am married and date other women.)
2. Not too Bad (I am married and only date my wife.)
3. Bad (I haven't had a date since last year.)
3. Very Bad (I haven't had a date since the turn of the Century.)
4. Extremely Bad (I haven't had a date since the Nineties.)
5. Desperate (I haven't had a date since the Eighties.)
6. Critical (I haven't had a date since the Seventies.)
Second, how old are you?
Between 69 and 50
Between 49 and 30
Between 29 and 20
OK, Good News!
There is hope for anyone age 70 or younger.
First, take a long and hard look in the mirror.
Second, ask yourself this question: "Would you date the person in the mirror?"
If you answer 'Yes' (You're Nutts!)
If you answer 'No' (There's is hope for you.)
Now, you need a complete makeover and probably a new wardrobe. That requires some cash.
Do you have any money?
If you answer 'No' (It's going to be difficult for you.)
If you answer 'Yes' (There's hope for you.)
The above advice was free. That's all you really need to get started.
BTW, if you have been out of the game for quite a long time, it's now acceptable to f*ck on a first date, especially if you've spent a lot of money--as long as it's consensual. Incidentally, don't frown upon the fact that your date is carrying a bunch of condoms. That too is now, not only acceptable but necessary for safe-sex.
If things don't work out, self-gratification is well accepted. Lucky You!
Last edited by offroadwarrior; 09-10-2006 at 09:48 PM.