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You should really get your wife and kids to wash themselves.
Oye puta maricon, write all the Mexican jokes you want.

I've heard them all. One more turd telling Mexican jokes doesn't bother me.

If that gives a boost to your insignificant, impotent lower class ego, then so be it Mister-I-was-born-in-Kent-the-garden-of-England.

All you have accomplished so far, with your dim witted jokes is to show everyone, who is not part of the deathprattle tea time club, what a bigoted, insignificant little man you really are.

The more puerile crap you post, the stupider you look--again, except perhaps to the deathprattle tea time club.

Eventually you would have spent up your seedless wad in one pointless post after the other. You will have accomplished only one thing: show everyone here what a dolt you really are, East Ender!

Leave wife, kids, relatives out of this, however.
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You are getting repetitive.I was hoping for a few more Limey jokes instead of the same shit you wre spewing yesterday.How is it that you've heard all the Mexican jokes? You get picked on a lot do you? Perhaps you need to learn when to keep your bean-hole shut?
And by the way, bitches and puppies are nothing to be ashamed of.Beats rape any day and if save your pennies you can take a trip to Hollywood Blvd and experience a woman for a change.Don't forget, it's not obligatory to shag them from behind like you are used to.

Q.When does a Mexican gentleman turn into a Spic?
A. As soon as he leaves the room.

QWhat do you call a Mexican in a courtroom in a 3 piece suit?
A.The defendant.

Q.Why do Mexican cars have those little steering wheels?
A.So they can drive handcuffed.
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You are getting repetitive.I was hoping for a few more Limey jokes.
I don't need to spew stupid, racist and dimwitted jokes to prop up my masculinity.

You, on the other hand, are so insecure that all you can do is rehash the same old crap.

Go on, keep shooting your seedless wad.

You are like a child who only knows to yell obscenities in order to get some attention. Evnetually you will tire of it little boy.

Judging by your behavior here, and on other threads I sincerely doubt that you would know what to do with a real woman.

The moment she took a look at your mug, she would run in the opposite direction.

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"I don't need to spew stupid, racist and dimwitted jokes to prop up my masculinity".

Oh really? Then how do you account for the repetitive drivel you have spewed over the past 24 hours?

So far we have heard, rotting teeth, rotting teeth, rotting teeth, ficticious turds in the Thames, rotting teeth, rotting teeth, inaccurate East End stereotyping, rotting teeth, rotting teeth.....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Not exactly blessed with originality or creativity are you?

I think it is patently obvious that you lack confidence both in your social standing and your masculinity.That would explain your fixation with such a narrow range of topics and attempts to direct those insecurities to a third party.Why do Spics have this reputation for machismo? Is it just a fairy tale or is it based on experience? You don't need to answer that by the way.

Anyway, what a shame you are miserable again.Cheer up!


Q.What do you say to a Mexican in uniform?
A."I'll have a Taco salad and two burritos.Hold the spit."


Q.What's black and tan and looks good on a Chicano?
A .Doberman Pinscher.

Q.Why are so many Mexicans migrating north to Detroit?
A.They heard there were no jobs there anymore.
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Dayuuuuuum! 67, you put up a good fight, but DR has owned you over and over again. Sorry, man, but it's the truth. You call him a racist, but you and your cohorts started with the 'bad teeth' stereotyping--and Deathrattle stepped up to the plate and ate you alive.

Tea, anyone?
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[quote=deathrattleOh really? Then how do you account for the repetitive drivel you have spewed over the past 24 hours.[/quote]

You must be talking about yourself mate.

Even a cursory glance at this now overly long thread would reveal that:

1. You're the one with the dimwitted Mexican jokes; and

2. You're the one who initially started this crap with your stupid comments.

But, now I know that:

1. You are sensitive about rotting teeth (clearly I hit the mark here). Your vet, er, your dentist confirmed your sensitive turn regarding your rotted mouth;

2. You are overly sensitive about your obvious lack of class as reflected by your East Ender background; and

3. You are overly sensitive about your trade, turd-monger.

Face it deathprattle, you are nothing but a thuggish, dimwitted, obtuse, pompous turd monger. You are no better, and in many instances you are worse, than the English soccer hooligans who are so despised all over Europe.

Try as you may, you can't run with the big boys. You just don't have the intellectual, educational or professional horsepower to do so. You are like a tiny, underpowered go-kart in a world of F1 race cars.

Your facade of education and urbane wit is just that, a facade. Each time that you post your inane Mexican jokes your facade crumbles a bit more, soon you will have nothing left.

The thin veneer of intellectual ability that you have been trying so hard to project is betrayed by your overwhelming insecurities.

You are nothing and you will always be a nothing.

Yes, I came from very poor background. Yes, my father had to work in a carwash when we first came to the U.S. and my mom worked as a seamstress in a garment factory.

I don't wish to engage in stupid braggadocio (and risk becoming a caricature of you). But by sheer dint of hard work and perseverance, my parents have managed to make quite a tidy fortune. I don't know how much you are worth financially, but I'd rather suspect that my parents can buy and sell you several times over--and still have money left over to throw a big fiesta.

Not bad for Latino immigrants, eh matey.

I won't write about me, it is unseemingly to speak of one's accomplisments. My family lives in pampered comfort, my children have attended some of the finest private schools in California and the ones who are old enough have moved on to excellent private colleges.

So like I wrote earlier, keep it up with the Mexican jokes. I've heard them all, some are funny, some are stupid, some are just plain racist. I don't care.

The English girl who washes my dogs and the British lad that cleans the stable where my daughter's horse is kept also laugh at them. They think that you are a funny little man and it is because of people like you, they tell me, that they moved to the U.S.

By the way, I do not wish to demean either of these people because of the work they do. The dog groomer owns three washing vans and she has a very thriving mobile dog grooming business. The kid at the stable is working his way through college and may someday end up owning his own riding academy. Unlike you, I do not think that honest work demeans people.

If you lived in Santa Monica, as you claim, you are probably familiar with the following vignette:

At the end of any offramp, along the I-10 or the I-405 freeways, you will see two people. One is a Mexican or a Salvadoran holding a bag of oranges or a bag of fruit or flowers, hustling to sell to the people waiting for the light to change. Next to him, in the same offramp, you will see a another person, probably a white guy with a sign "work 4 food."

Twenty years from now, who shall inherit the Earth. Think about it your toothless hag.

So keep it up with the tired Mexican jokes. All you are managing to do is to expose your own shortcomings.
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Dayuuuuuum! 67, you put up a good fight, but DR has owned you over and over again. Sorry, man, but it's the truth. You call him a racist, but you and your cohorts started with the 'bad teeth' stereotyping--and Deathrattle stepped up to the plate and ate you alive.

Tea, anyone?
I knew that the deathprattle cheerleaders would soon stain this thread with their presence. I can't wait to see who else shows up next.

I guess deathprattle needs a girl to stand up for him.

Good job...now go away jilly kitty, don't you have a litter box to clean or a hairball to cough up?
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Liberals are getting more whiney these days because they have to make more noise. This because they are in a shrinking MINORITY..
I don't suppose you have either read, listened or watched a poll in the past year have you. It seems, though my poor liberal math skills could be wrong, that the number of people supporting the conservative viewpoint is hovering around 33-37% over the past year. Now, if one assumes that the neocons [new confused] did have 51% when the last election was over back in 2004 that would mean a shrinkage of about 33% for the somewhat less than grand ol party.

Liberals are not getting whiney, the more correct phrase would be 'laughing our ass off'.

Oh, and sorry about the shrinkage thingie, I hear it happens to a lotta guys when they are under stress.

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Dayuuuuuum! 67, you put up a good fight, but DR has owned you over and over again. Sorry, man, but it's the truth. You call him a racist, but you and your cohorts started with the 'bad teeth' stereotyping--and Deathrattle stepped up to the plate and ate you alive.

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I don't suppose you have either read, listened or watched a poll in the past year have you. It seems, though my poor liberal math skills could be wrong, that the number of people supporting the conservative viewpoint is hovering around 33-37% over the past year. Now, if one assumes that the neocons [new confused] did have 51% when the last election was over back in 2004 that would mean a shrinkage of about 33% for the somewhat less than grand ol party.

Liberals are not getting whiney, the more correct phrase would be 'laughing our ass off'.

Oh, and sorry about the shrinkage thingie, I hear it happens to a lotta guys when they are under stress.
Mc, wasn't it you who posted some place that the only poll that counts is on election day?

Maybe we should all hold on to our shrinkage until after election day.

Actually, the only polls I care to read nowadays are the college football polls. Ohio St. looked very good against Texas. Looking at their schedule, and barring some major problems, they should still be #1 at the end of the season.

Incidentally, how did you post manage to make it through all the muck in this thread?
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