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The drunk poem

Starkle, starkle, little twink,
Who the hell are you I think.
I'm not under what you call
The alcofluence of incohol.
I'm just a little slort of sheep,
I'm not drunk like thinkle peep.
I don't know who is me yet,
But the drunker I stand here the longer I get.
So just give me one more fink to drill my cup,
'Cause I got all day sober to Sunday up.
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How 'bout this old but f*cked up poem:

Early in the morning,
late at night.
Two dead boys,
got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
pulled their swords and shot one another.
A deaf policeman heard the noise.
He shot and killed the two dead boys.
If you don't think this story's true,
ask the blind man, he saw it, too!

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When we drink, we get drunk
When we get drunk, we fall asleep
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin
When we commit no sin, we go to Heaven.
So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven

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Early in the morning,
late at night.
Two dead boys,
got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
pulled their swords and shot one another.
A deaf policeman heard the noise.
He shot and killed the two dead boys.
If you don't think this story's true,
ask the blind man, he saw it, too!
LOL, I haven't heard that one for years..........
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Don't drink
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Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya'
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
SOCRATES, HIMSELF, WAS PERMANENTLY PISSED...

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: "I drink, therefore I am"
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed!
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