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just wanted to post this.
Ahhh the old

"Milk, Milk, Lemonade!
Around the corner, Fudge is made!"

Yes, a classic. My wife taught me that one. I grew up in Germany and that one just doesn't work quite as well "auf Deutsch."

And the pictures made it especially interesting. Thanks, Jim
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side owns ones atop bud
game odd a hare pop

eye hay tomb match tad rink
ant eyes can Tess melt mashed ink

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Please do you part to fit responsibly into society:

DON'T THINK AND DRIVE

thank you.
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Here I sit all broken hearted
tried to shit and only farted.

Here I sit in my stinking vapor
all because I can't reach the toilet paper
I really don't want to sit and linger
so I guess I will have to use my finger.

Hey Thrillkill I am still ready for the
redsox game. it's the 6th inning and i have already topped off a 6 pack

read the what do you drink thread
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Here I sit all broken hearted
tried to shit and only farted.

Here I sit in my stinking vapor
all because I can't reach the toilet paper
I really don't want to sit and linger
so I guess I will have to use my finger.

Hey Thrillkill I am still ready for the
redsox game. it's the 6th inning and i have already topped off a 6 pack

read the what do you drink thread
I was very confused at the relative lunacy of your post, until I read the part in bold.

Party on, dudes!

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i can make you laugh,
like you never have.
i can see that in your eyes.
you dont move shit out of your car for me,
or wash your hair.
but you make eye contact with me and walk over,
where ever we are.
you are everything i'm not,
and so much i hope i could be.
i find myself idolizing you,
but i didnt invite you in when you turned off your car.
ha! you love my name?
god, thats so lame.
im just glad your not known.

i dont think i want to get to know you,
then youll just break my fantasy,
and i'm always happier living that way.
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Ye Jacobites by name lend an ear, lend an ear
Ye Jacobites by name lend an ear
Ye Jacobites by name your faults I will proclaim
Your doctrines I must blame, you shall hear.

What is right and what is wrong by the law, by the law
What is right and what is wrong by the law
What is right and what is wrong, a short sword and a long
A weak arm and a strong for to draw.

What makes heroic strife famed afar, famed afar?
What makes heroic strife famed afar?
What makes heroic strife, to whet the assassin's knife
Or hunt a parent's life with bloody war.

Then leave your schemes alone in the state, in the state
Then leave your schemes alone in the state
Then leave your schemes alone, adore the rising sun
And leave a man alone to his fate.

Then leave your schemes alone, adore the rising sun
And leave a man alone to his fate...
And leave a man alone to his fate.
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