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Nothing, except that perhaps the educational system wherever he is from, or comes from, is a colossal failure.

But then again, look at his avatar.

That says it all.
Don't like my avatar? Or do you prefer watching a guy with a swinging d!ck instead?

For your information, I am a product of the American education system. Same as yours, if you have one. Thank you very much.

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Quoting the girlfriend again?
Yeah tell her she owes me some cash.
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I've been wondering what that line was for ages--thank you.

My prior idea:

Revved up like a douche Another rumor in the night <------I was close.
So close, so very close. Now s'cuse me while I kiss this guy.

Those are known as Lady Mondegreens. Google it for hours of fun.

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Don't like my avatar? Or do you prefer watching a guy with a swinging d!ck instead?

For your information, I am a product of the American education system. Same as yours, if you have one. Thank you very much.
You are a bouncing boob! How appropriate...

Don't believe everything you think
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You are a bouncing boob! How appropriate...
Says the corn-fed repeating parrot.

"Bush is good Bush is good....sqwawk!"

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How about a pic of that SEL twin turbo?. I wanna see that!
I don't have any singles of the SEL but here is a "family photo" that was taken in April. Only child not in it is the 93 Bornite 500E that I adopted last month.

The 300SEL has a Mosselman Twin Turbo system on it. Right now I have it detuned due to a timing issue that is bugging me but I am getting ready to install a new Engine Management System that will address that problem. When tuned up the car gets 320 WHP. With that mod I changed the read diff to a lower numerical unit so my highway mileage is now 32 if I stay around 80. Top end is limited by aerodynamics only. The car is lowered with full AMG suspension. This winter it will be getting a complete respray in anthracite and the inclusion of eurobumpers, AMG front bumper and side skirts.

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Says the corn-fed repeating parrot.

"Bush is good Bush is good....sqwawk!"
Says the corn-fed repeating parrot.

"Bush is bad Bush is bad....sqwawk!"

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Now YOU would know all about "incompetence!"
Oh gee I forgot, you "was" a student of mine! No wonder you are a wonder!
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