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Green is also the colour of snot and putrification.
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"He's an Australia native, she was born in the western suburbs. But the two Brookfield Zoo polar bears are sporting an Irish look lately.

The pair have turned green, a naturally occurring annual event, but the hues are a little more minty this year, keepers say.

"Is that bear sick?" a little girl asked her mother Wednesday near the exhibit.

No, says Mike Brown, lead keeper in Brookfield's mammal department.

The green splotches are from microscopic blue-green algae that grows in their swimming pond. The algae penetrates the animal's clear, hollow hair strands.."


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What's green and smells like Miss Piggy?


















Kermit's fingers.

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馬鹿は死ななきゃ治らない。

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It's supposed to be "What's green and smells of pork"!!!!!
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It's supposed to be "What's green and smells of pork"!!!!!
Give the yella-fella a break. Here:

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vender?





Make me one with everything.

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^^^^^

That's good, clever and short.I score that joke 9/10.
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Green is also the colour of snot and putrification.
It is also Jaguar's racing color.

Oh, I forgot, Ford owns Jaguar now......

So I guess that would make it Fords's racing color?
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Give the yella-fella a break. Here:

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vender?





Make me one with everything.

What do you get when you cross a Zen-Buddist with a Jahova's Witness?



Someone who knocks on your door and doesn't say a word.

Felicita e un bicchiere di vino con un panino.
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Someone who knocks on your door and doesn't say a word.
That was Zen. This is Tao

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