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Favorite quotes?

Some of my faves....what you got?




"Assassins!" - Arturo Toscanini to his orchestra

"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have." - Thomas Jefferson

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte

"I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters." - Frank Lloyd Wright

"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx

"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down." - Jimmy Durante

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks

"This isn't right, this isn't even wrong." - Wolfgang Pauli, upon reading a young physicist's paper

Humble award:

"I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need." - Francois-Auguste Rodin , when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues

If we had some ham we could have ham and eggs, if we had some eggs.
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My favorite(mentioned this before)

When The Diary Of Anne Frank was playing Broadway, the actress who played Ann was taken ill. Her understudy, a lackluster talent, was butchering the lines throughout the play.
In one of the final scenes where the Nazis break down the door and storm into the house, someone in the audience yelled, "She's in the attic!"

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Here are a few:

Ralph Waldo Emerson:
We are reformers in spring and summer; in autumn and winter, we stand by the old; reformers in the morning, conservers at night.

Robert Anton Wilson:
It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.

Wendy Kaminer:
A liberal is a conservative who's been arrested. A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged.

Willis Player:
A liberal is a person whose interests aren't at stake, at the moment.

Winston Churchill:
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
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Will Durant:
The trouble with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears or wishes rather than with their minds.

Winston Churchill:
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

Friedrich Nietzsche:
In heaven all the interesting people are missing.

Dan Quayle
I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.

P. J. O'Rourke
If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.

Bob Dylan
A hero is someone who understands the responsibility that comes with his freedom.

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Businessman: I'll have a Samuel Jackson.
Samuel Jackson: [shouts] Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls in no time! You might even fight a nigga or two! Mmmm-mmm, bitch!
[Jackson walks up to the businessman]
Samuel Jackson: [shouts] How's it taste, motherfucker?
Businessman: Could you please stop yelling at me?
Samuel Jackson: [shouts] No, I can't stop yelling, 'cause that's how I talk! Haven't you seen my movies? "Juice" That was a good one! "Deep Blue Sea" They ate me! A motherfucking shark ate me! Drink up, bitch!
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Isn't that mmmm-mmmm good???

Don't believe everything you think

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Apparently he's not a Chappelle fan.
Dave sucks, but I like your new avatar...

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