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Airport shoe removal

As far as I know, there was only one guy who tried it. His shoes were falling apart and had wires sticking out of them. He was so incompetent, he actually had to ask the stewardess for a match.

So, why are we told to take off our shoes at the airport if it isn't a credible threat? Even Granny's shoes!? If Granny had a bomb in her shoes, first of all, it was put there by an Arab male between 18-35. Yes, I said that. Second, Granny's shoes are small. Where the f#ck do you think her feet are?

I believe it is simply an act of compliance, a submissive gesture demanded by the powers that be.

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Cecil Fox appears to be a crackpot and should travel by Greyhound. Deeper concern should be focused on the billions of pathogens floating around in the fuselage.If I see anyone with a " my parents floated down the Ebola River and all I got was this lousy(literally) t-shirt or anyone from a country that still has need for shepherd's hooks, I abort.

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One of the advantages of wearing cowboy boots is that one need never wear a matching pair of socks again. Imagine my horror at the airport, when told I would have to partially disrobe my precious feet. But in the end, I win, because I am able to point my size 11 Pythons like a bazooka at offending TSA drones, the fumes from which are yet to be classified as terrorist weapons.
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