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View Poll Results: Who of these femmes would you date?
1 and 4 1 9.09%
2 and 5 1 9.09%
3 and 8 7 63.64%
6 and 7 2 18.18%
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post #11 of 39 (permalink) Old 07-02-2006, 08:50 PM
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Do any of them cook,clean or do windows?
Know how I know you're gay?

No, it's not because your acceptance of a Victoria's Secret model or hot Russian tennis star is contingent on whether or not they'd clean your vulgar, leftist, Astro-glide encrusted cesspool of a bachelor pad or make you quiche on Sunday mornings...

...it's because you're from San Francisco.
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PM me. I'll give you the address...
Sometimes, they just want to tease you, not please you.
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Smile I think you need a Maid.

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Do any of them cook,clean or do windows?



Here's a High-School drop-out that fits the bill.
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MBZER. Do any of them cook,clean or do windows?

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Know how I know you're gay?
No, it's not because your acceptance of a Victoria's Secret model or hot Russian tennis star is contingent on whether or not they'd clean your vulgar, leftist, Astro-glide encrusted cesspool of a bachelor pad or make you quiche on Sunday mornings...

...it's because you're from San Francisco.
He may be in love with his LARGE black butt plug and look lustfully at the Coit Tower but that's got nothing to do with it. He's correct, as they look like typical empty headed Valley Girl bimbos, ... ahhh, hmmm ..except 6 & 7 look as if they may have something filthy in them ..if they can cook, clean, iron and carry more than spunk from the bedroom to the bathroom, because I've got a transmission that needs moving and............


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Here's a High-School drop-out that fits the bill.
Hot! But it looks like she fell face first into a tackle box.

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Girl with a bad Attitude!

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Hot! But it looks like she fell face first into a tackle box.
If she is too hot to handle, here's an alternate choice. She speaks Spanglish and will do the job a lot better and cheaper. Furthermore, she is ez on the eyes.
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Hot! But it looks like she fell face first into a tackle box.
lucky for her she was last in the que ...

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lucky for her she was last in the que ...
No, whatever this is looks like a block and tackle deal.
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If she is too hot to handle, here's an alternate choice. She speaks Spanglish and will do the job a lot better and cheaper. Furthermore, she is ez on the eyes.
That's better. Always been a cute as opposed to glamorous type. Mary Ann kicked Gingers ass.

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You are all a bunch of sexists. Why look at women like trophies and drool over their pics so you can bring up your inner most caveman mentality. enough said I chose #8 and I will fight anyone over her



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