Date registered: Mar 2005
Vehicle: '01-E320 & 02-ST2
Location: John 15:18-19
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So this lady goes into a drugstore, walks back to the pharmacy counter and asks the pharmacist whether they have any strychnine.
Puzzled, the pharmacist says, "Well, yes ma'am, but you know that's a poison, right? What did you want it for?"
She replies, "Yes, I know it's a poison. My husband's having an affair and I was going to give it to him."
Stunned, the pharmacist says, "Good grief, lady. I can't sell it to you now! That's a crime, it's first degree murder, and I'd be an accessory!"
She looks a bit disappointed, then pulls a picture from an envelope and hands it to him, saying, "Well, take a look at this.
That's a picture I got from the private detective. It's my husband with his partner at some sleazy motel. And if my information
is correct, the woman in the picture is your wife, right?"
The pharmacist looks at the picture, pales, looks again, then looks back at the lady.
"Well, now, ma'am, you didn't tell me you had a prescription!