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Talking Strychnine...

So this lady goes into a drugstore, walks back to the pharmacy counter and asks the pharmacist whether they have any strychnine.

Puzzled, the pharmacist says, "Well, yes ma'am, but you know that's a poison, right? What did you want it for?"

She replies, "Yes, I know it's a poison. My husband's having an affair and I was going to give it to him."

Stunned, the pharmacist says, "Good grief, lady. I can't sell it to you now! That's a crime, it's first degree murder, and I'd be an accessory!"

She looks a bit disappointed, then pulls a picture from an envelope and hands it to him, saying, "Well, take a look at this.
That's a picture I got from the private detective. It's my husband with his partner at some sleazy motel. And if my information
is correct, the woman in the picture is your wife, right?"

The pharmacist looks at the picture, pales, looks again, then looks back at the lady.

"Well, now, ma'am, you didn't tell me you had a prescription!
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A bus stops and two obviously Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I pee twice. Then I come once more."

"You foul-mouthed wop swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, cool down lady," said the man. "I was only telling' my friend here how to spell Mississippi."

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Three gay guys sitting in a hot tub - one looks over and sees some white stuff

floating on the water and says - alright... who farted???

What's the most popular line at a gay bar?

Excuse me...

Can I push in your stool???
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