Date registered: Jan 2006
Location: Ye Olde Siamese Rub n' Tuggery
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For your 800th post you can go to the corner massagerie pick out a couple of numbers from behind the glass ( no, not the ones doing their knitting and watching TV dramas, the enthusiastic ones ) smoke a large spliff, have them bathe and give you a full body massage, bang the bejesus out of them and tip the sluts on the way out.
It's your 800th post, live it up !