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My Son, Magus

Well folks I have been busy lately since the birth of my son who I named Magus Lilith. My experiment with incubating a chicken egg that has been injected via a syringe with some of my manly juices has worked! It's alive and it cracked the shell early morning on the 6th of june 2006. Today it talked and I am very excited about this event.
Well, my plans have not changed that is I am still selling my little Lilith if anyone is interested in raising this cute and adorable being. Any takers?
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Injected manly juices via syringe..........sure you did
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I had to feed the bastard, he would not eat bird seeds he prefers bloody stuff. Oh well, I dug into the trash and found the neighbors rags, I think it her time of the month. Magus loved it!
Now he is asking me to leave the window opne at night so he can roam outside the building then come back in the morning, I wonder why? He never liked to cuddle with me except when he cracked his shell and hid under my armpit until he got used to the light in the room.
He is learning very fast. As matter of fact he now can read and I showed him this forum and he was interested in some members. He would love to visit some of you. I can put him in a box once you send me your address, let me know if you are interested.
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Here is a drawing of my little Lilith casue I don't have a camera as I am still looking for a job.

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Maybe she would like to play with my little RubberJohnny?

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Well folks I have been busy lately since the birth of my son who I named Magus Lilith. My experiment with incubating a chicken egg that has been injected via a syringe with some of my manly juices has worked! It's alive and it cracked the shell early morning on the 6th of june 2006. Today it talked and I am very excited about this event.
Well, my plans have not changed that is I am still selling my little Lilith if anyone is interested in raising this cute and adorable being. Any takers?

How could "IT" b cute....if itz ur kid??????

&...if "ITZ" urz....wot ya uze 4 a peniz?????

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How could "IT" b cute....if itz ur kid??????
&...if "ITZ" urz....wot ya uze 4 a peniz?????



He used a GM penis that's why it's all fucked up.



Looks like it suffers from a lack of diplomacy too, wonder where it aquired that ?




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