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I would love to be appointed the grammar czar. I would watch for the occasional as well as the habitual offenders. They would not be allowed to post for a day. The really egregious mistakes would result in a seven day ban. Writing in a foreign language I don't understand would be prohibited. The use of profanity would be tolerated as long as it is not directed at me.
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mbzer: Your post is pure crap.
Jillian80: Your post memory is as bad as your post persona cross dressing chirade . Get a life faggot - take the hint from your alter ego DR and go wank in another hanky.
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mbzer: Your post is pure crap.
Jillian80: Your post memory is as bad as your post persona cross dressing chirade . Get a life faggot - take the hint from your alter ego DR and go wank in another hanky.
Hahahahahahaha!, hey shrimps, while you are in such a good mood go vote for me in car of the month, I want to regain the lead.
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mbzer: Your post is pure crap.
Jillian80: Your post memory is as bad as your post persona cross dressing chirade . Get a life faggot - take the hint from your alter ego DR and go wank in another hanky.
http://www.benzworld.org/forums/off-...hlight=fuckwit

Looks like you're right, Shrimpy. He didn't call you a convict descended fuckwit--he called you a sheep-shagging convict descended fuckwit.

Learn to take a joke, asshole.

BTW, your obsession with my gender is kinda creepy. I know you'd like to cornhole a transvestite, but I ain't one. If you haven't figured out that I'm a chick yet, you're just as dumb as your posts lead us all to believe.
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Scene 8: Palace Wall
[scary music, graffiti on wall: Romanes Eunt Domus]
CENTURION
What's this, then? 'Romanes Eunt Domus'? 'People called Romanes they go the house'?
BRIAN
It-- it says, 'Romans, go home'.
CENTURION
No, it doesn't. What's Latin for 'Roman'? Come on!
BRIAN
Aah!
CENTURION
Come on!

BRIAN
'R-- Romanus'?
CENTURION
Goes like...?
BRIAN
'Annus'?
CENTURION
Vocative plural of 'annus' is...?
BRIAN
Eh. 'Anni'?
CENTURION
'Romani'. 'Eunt'? What is 'eunt'?
BRIAN
'Go'. Let--
CENTURION
Conjugate the verb 'to go'.
BRIAN
Uh. 'Ire'. Uh, 'eo'. 'Is'. 'It'. 'Imus'. 'Itis'. 'Eunt'.
CENTURION
So 'eunt' is...?
BRIAN
Ah, huh, third person plural, uh, present indicative. Uh, 'they go'.
CENTURION
But 'Romans, go home' is an order, so you must use the...?
BRIAN
The... imperative!
CENTURION
Which is...?
BRIAN
Umm! Oh. Oh. Um, 'i'. 'I'!
CENTURION
How many Romans?
BRIAN
Ah! 'I'-- Plural. Plural. 'Ite'. 'Ite'.
CENTURION
'Ite'.
BRIAN
Ah. Eh.
CENTURION
'Domus'?
BRIAN
Eh.
CENTURION
Nominative?
BRIAN
Oh.
CENTURION
'Go home'? This is motion towards. Isn't it, boy?
BRIAN
Ah. Ah, dative, sir! Ahh! No, not dative! Not the dative, sir! No! Ah! Oh, the... accusative! Accusative! Ah! 'Domum', sir! 'Ad domum'! Ah! Oooh! Ah!
CENTURION
Except that 'domus' takes the...?
BRIAN
The locative, sir!
CENTURION
Which is...?!
BRIAN
'Domum'.
CENTURION
'Domum'.
BRIAN
Aaah! Ah.
CENTURION
'Um'. Understand?
BRIAN
Yes, sir.

CENTURION
Now, write it out a hundred times.
BRIAN
Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.
CENTURION
Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
BRIAN
Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar and everything, sir! Oh. Mmm!
[next morning]
Finished!
ROMAN SOLDIER STIG
Right. Now don't do it again.
[ROMAN SOLDIER'S leave and a group of CENTURIANS realise what he has written, CENTURIONS chase BRIAN]
MAN
Hey! Bloody Romans.
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Sorry if I've woken you up weirdo (Jillything), but guess you only self dream of beauty sleep anyway. You are one sick puppy - and as bent as your pathetic posts only further confirm.
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Sorry if I've woken you up weirdo (Jillything), but guess you only self dream of beauty sleep anyway. You are one sick puppy - and as bent as your pathetic posts only further confirm.
Huh?
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Sorry if I've woken you up weirdo (Jillything), but guess you only self dream of beauty sleep anyway. You are one sick puppy - and as bent as your pathetic posts only further confirm.
Out of liquor again?
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Scene 8: Palace Wall
[scary music, graffiti on wall: Romanes Eunt Domus]
CENTURION
What's this, then? 'Romanes Eunt Domus'? 'People called Romanes they go the house'?
BRIAN
It-- it says, 'Romans, go home'.
CENTURION
No, it doesn't. What's Latin for 'Roman'? Come on!
BRIAN
Aah!
CENTURION
Come on!

BRIAN
'R-- Romanus'?
CENTURION
Goes like...?
BRIAN
'Annus'?
CENTURION
Vocative plural of 'annus' is...?
BRIAN
Eh. 'Anni'?
CENTURION
'Romani'. 'Eunt'? What is 'eunt'?
BRIAN
'Go'. Let--
CENTURION
Conjugate the verb 'to go'.
BRIAN
Uh. 'Ire'. Uh, 'eo'. 'Is'. 'It'. 'Imus'. 'Itis'. 'Eunt'.
CENTURION
So 'eunt' is...?
BRIAN
Ah, huh, third person plural, uh, present indicative. Uh, 'they go'.
CENTURION
But 'Romans, go home' is an order, so you must use the...?
BRIAN
The... imperative!
CENTURION
Which is...?
BRIAN
Umm! Oh. Oh. Um, 'i'. 'I'!
CENTURION
How many Romans?
BRIAN
Ah! 'I'-- Plural. Plural. 'Ite'. 'Ite'.
CENTURION
'Ite'.
BRIAN
Ah. Eh.
CENTURION
'Domus'?
BRIAN
Eh.
CENTURION
Nominative?
BRIAN
Oh.
CENTURION
'Go home'? This is motion towards. Isn't it, boy?
BRIAN
Ah. Ah, dative, sir! Ahh! No, not dative! Not the dative, sir! No! Ah! Oh, the... accusative! Accusative! Ah! 'Domum', sir! 'Ad domum'! Ah! Oooh! Ah!
CENTURION
Except that 'domus' takes the...?
BRIAN
The locative, sir!
CENTURION
Which is...?!
BRIAN
'Domum'.
CENTURION
'Domum'.
BRIAN
Aaah! Ah.
CENTURION
'Um'. Understand?
BRIAN
Yes, sir.

CENTURION
Now, write it out a hundred times.
BRIAN
Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.
CENTURION
Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
BRIAN
Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar and everything, sir! Oh. Mmm!
[next morning]
Finished!
ROMAN SOLDIER STIG
Right. Now don't do it again.
[ROMAN SOLDIER'S leave and a group of CENTURIANS realise what he has written, CENTURIONS chase BRIAN]
MAN
Hey! Bloody Romans.
OK, THAT is Fn funny. Took me back to Freshman Latin, a place I normally do not vacation but a great way to kick off the day. And it beats Hell out of politics, religion and war - which seemed to have all merged.

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