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Thumbs down Big Car = Small Penis!!!???

what the hell is wrong with some people?

just because you have a big benz you automatically have a small jonson??

i think its jealousy and some people feel inadequate about the things they have done in their lives? maybe under achieved at some point?

i mean, look at the size of thrillkills and he has a huge benz too so the common pointless sterotyping of someone with a big car is just plain untrue!!
(im not gay but just using ione of thrillkills many hilarious posts to make my point!!)

seriously though, what the hell is wrong with some people??

i havnt had it said that i have a small johnson because i have a bigish benz but i was walking in town the otherday and a nice big cl65 drove ppast, i heard a lad say to his mate "look at that merc its well nice" to which his mate replied "yeah but he has a tiny co*k"

maybe he was gay and knew the driver personally ha ha

thoughts on this because im sure you have all heard of this type of thing before??

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Big Car small Penis. Well that's a thread.

Accordingly the guy in the picture is driving a SMART. Fortwo.

One for him, one for the dick. (Where is Drew Carey ?)

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That stereotyping sure does suck.

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You need a big car to cary along a big dong anyway. I have a tiny one but I would not mind a Hummer so I can pretend otherwise.
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You need a big car to cary along a big dong anyway. I have a tiny one but I would not mind a Hummer so I can pretend otherwise.

I'm sure everyone here appreciates your candor.

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Most chicks know that these guys that need to drive H2s, big GMC trucks, big Chevy trucks, big Dodge trucks, and most of all big Ford trucks are trying to compensate for micro pee pee's. They look for the guys driving nice European cars. They don't want "blue collar". They want us guys with a college education, class, money, that don't need to prove anything. They already know we have the real thing.
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Most chicks know that these guys that need to drive H2s, big GMC trucks, big Chevy trucks, big Dodge trucks, and most of all big Ford trucks are trying to compensate for micro pee pee's. They look for the guys driving nice European cars. They don't want "blue collar". They want us guys with a college education, class, money, that don't need to prove anything. They already know we have the real thing.
You do realize that by asserting your own redeeming qualities, and dismissing those of others--that you are only showing how small of a person you really are, do you not?

Class and braggartism are far from mutually exclusive.

Furthermore-- who are you, exactly, to make such claims of anyone that drives a pick-up truck?! My father drives a Dodge Ram because he knows it is a sturdy, reliable machine that he, himself, can repair if needed. He is educated, comfortably employed and most importantly... he knows who he is and where he comes from.

I've found it is exactly the opposite of what you claim as fact, Mr. Starcar-- You people that make sweeping generalizations about everyone else are the ones with self-worth issues.

Oh yeah-- No one with even a modicum of class *or* taste calls them 'chicks.'

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