The news is out: the Bush Administration, in need of a more skillful liar, has reached out to those who truly excel at, the Fox News Corporation. Here's a list of suggested questins for Tony:
Will press conferences be slotted before or after The Factor?
Was the fact that Tony has his colon removed make him the only Republican candidate who isn't a complete asshole?
With no colon, how's he going to shit on the press they way Bush has been doing for years?
Will press conferences be called Snow Jobs?
If Jeff Gannon got the job, would they have been called Blow Jobs?
And why didn't Hannity get the job? Would he have interrupted so incessantly that Helen Thomas wouldn't be able to finish a question?
Was Michael Savage too busy nailing gays to a cross? Why wouldn't that have nailed the job for him?
Was O'Reilly too busy trying to nail his producers?
Was Bill Bennett turned down because he would have spurted out that "aborting all White House reporters would get rid of most of the bad news for the administration?"
There's a lot of unanswered questions, but then again, isn't that the job of a Bush spokesman?
Other, more serious question for this sniveling little fascist strutter: