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post #21 of 26 (permalink) Old 04-11-2006, 11:58 PM
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Don't drink,fire up a joint and stay in control.

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danwatt - 4/11/2006 8:26 PM

When driving drunk, remember: the faster you drive, the faster you get home.
Follow the cats eyes on the road teh bumping sound will tell you that you are still on the road.

Also drive drunk, gives you confidence for pulling those tricky moves.[:D]
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There are too many drunks on the road - drive on the footpath.
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If you drink and drive - make sure you have a vehicle!

"Someday you will die somehow and something's gonna steal your carbon."
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Independence day advice:

He who goes fourth with a fifth on the fourth..will not go fourth on the fifth.
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Be careful in Texas. We've got some money hungry alcohol enforcement agency arresting patrons in bars for public intoxication. The judgment of intoxicacation is based on the officer's discretion. Of course this is a self-funded agency-go figure. We can't arrest illegals but a citizen can go to jail for having a good time.
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