Date registered: Sep 2004
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RE: Don't mess with DHS
Which reminds me of a joke. This women married to GMIBEST called a psychiatrist, telling him GM had been in his room for weeks, and would he please make a housecall to see if he could help him. The tearful women moved him, so he agreed to stop by. "He's up stairs!" she sobbed as he arrived, and the good doctor climbed the stairs to his room. When he looked in GM's room, he saw GM lying naked on the bed, using his erect penis to catipult cashews into the air, carefully balancing one, followed by a pelvic thrust that launched the snack into the air. The floor of the room was covered in the condiments. He slowly descended the stairs, shaking his head. GM's wife cried out "Oh, can you help him doctor!". "No", the doctor said, slowly shaking his head, "he's fucking nuts."
Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.
-President Barack Obama, 1st Inaugural address